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Vote for whoever you like, it doesn't matter and nobody gives a toss, experts advise

EXPERTS have advised that if there was ever an election where voters could throw caution to the wind and go hogwild, this is the one.

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Couple's date in diary for sex getting dangerously close

A BUSY couple who put a date in their diary to ensure they have sex are becoming increasingly panicked as it draws closer.

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