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Vote Tory or Labour will make your car transgender. By Rishi Sunak

I LOVE cars and Britain’s wonderful, friendly car community. Ordinary, decent, hardworking car folk like you. And that’s why I can’t stand by and let Labour turn our beloved cars transgender.

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Man did not realise he would be acting as girlfriend's professional photographer

A MAN did not know that having the skills of a professional photographer would be a necessary requirement for a successful romantic relationship.

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