War over Chagos Islands could have secured Starmer a second term

THE worst part of the Chagos Islands deal is that Starmer could have gone to war over them and secured a second term, it has emerged.

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Middle-class rebel teens all definitely down for Kneecap at Glastonbury

KNEECAP’S performance at Glastonbury will be so middle-class it could be mistaken for a John Lewis sale, organisers have warned.

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