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We ask you: are you planning to vote Conservative out of pity?

THE Conservatives are begging the electorate to restrict Labour’s majority so they can leave government without crying. Will you give them your pity vote? 

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Voters reminded of twat they hated

THE electorate has been forcibly reminded, by the Conservatives, of the Conservative prime minister who made them vow never to vote Conservative again. 

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