We ask you: who are you blowing at the Conservative Party conference next week?

THE Conservative conference begins tomorrow, and you need retrospective planning permission for an illegal caravan park. Who are you blowing to get this done? 

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Prince William's interview with pie-f**ker's dad very regal

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