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We ask you: who can we get rid of by making them Britain's ambassador to the US?

THE UK’s embassy in Washington has a vacant slot and there are plenty of Britons we could do without. Who are you nominating? 

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Petrol still most reasonably-priced thing at service stations

DESPITE rising petrol prices it remains the only item at motorway service stations an average family can reasonably afford. 

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