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We can now let in one empty plane, government confirms

THE government has confirmed that now an empty plane has left the UK we have room for one empty plane to be allowed in. 

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Ben & Jerry's to contain bitter conservative truths

THE co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s has quit after discovering every tub of the ice-cream would now contain unpalatable right-wing facts, he has confirmed. 

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