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We f**ked up everything we could, Johnson tells Britain

THE prime minister has told Britain that it f**ked up every key decision and strategy to battle Covid it was in its power to f**k up. 

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Woman thinks astrology is bollocks but believes she's a Hufflepuff

A WOMAN who considers horoscopes a load of horseshit believes her entire personality is down to her wizarding house from Hogwarts. 

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