We let in too many twats, says Bryant

SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.

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If you're not buying a house stop looking in our windows, say estate agents

ESTATE agents have warned couples against looking at the houses advertised in their windows just for something to do.

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