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We seem to remember you got fined ten grand for Covid parties, say public

THE British public has inconveniently called to mind that people holding parties in lockdown were frequently fined £10,000, not £100. 

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How to avoid being slapped by Will Smith while going about your daily life

YESTERDAY’S Academy Awards have forced us all to confront the ever-present risk that Will Smith could, from nowhere, slap you across the face. Here’s how to dodge it: 

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