We will vote Conservative because we deserve to be punished, says Britain

BRITONS will elect a Conservative government because they believe they are bad and deserve to suffer, polls have confirmed. 

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Middle-class family tanning absolute f**k out of their National Trust membership

A FAMILY have spent the holidays giving their National Trust cards an absolute fucking hammering. 

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