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What I wasn't told at the meeting that didn't happen, by Sue Gray

SEVERAL weeks ago, I did not attend a meeting with not the prime minister who at no point edited my report. Here is my timeline of non-events: 

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The awkward loser's guide to hitting on women

WANT to approach women but don’t know how? Awkward loser Martin Bishop explains how to ineptly seduce the fairer sex.

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