What’s what in David Cameron’s fancy kitchen

1. Smeg Ultra-Wave cooker. Grows a chicken from a free range egg, kills it, plucks it, cooks it and then turns the bones into organic stock cubes.

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Annoyingness of Gisele Bundchen underrated

THE model Gisele is more annoying than she gets credit for, it has been claimed.

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