When will cowardly Starmer follow Trump's example and pardon our selfless drug dealers?

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who loves Britain so much she wishes it was America

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Deluded man swears you used to be able to buy things with a fiver

A MAN who has lost his grip on reality is convinced that goods or services could once be bought with nothing more than a five pound note. 

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