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When will Starmer release a video of himself engaged in sexual intercourse with our flag?

KEIR Starmer claims to love the flag. Nonsense. He may take it home but there as yet exists no evidence that he then accompanies it to bed. 

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Laziness, and other things women mistake for commitment

FINALLY met a guy without commitment issues? That can’t possibly be true. You must have mistaken one of these for willingness to swear lifelong monogamous devotion: 

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