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Why Burnham is honour-bound to call an election while Reform still lead in the polls

THERE is no way Andy Burnham can call himself a legitimate prime minister. Not until he has won an election called while Reform are ahead in polling. 

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England expected to easily beat Ghana by fans who know not one thing about Ghana

ENGLAND fans entirely ignorant of Ghana’s team, location, population or previous existence have no doubt England will win against them tonight. 

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