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Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half

SOME boys like conkers. Others playing rugby or collecting stamps. But I believe that casual racism is a hobby which offers joy to every English schoolboy. 

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Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz

LIKE a long cuddle after sex? Or are you clinging on desperately like a koala on a branch while your partner tries to wriggle free from your crushing grip? Find out: 

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