Why Sue Gray's departure proves it's over for Starmer and we've basically won, by all Tories

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'That new short hair looks great on you,' grins boyfriend through barely repressed sobs

A MAN has bravely told his girlfriend how great her new pixie crop looks while pinching his inner wrist hard to hold back the tears. 

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