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Why this horrible bigot we interviewed at the bus stop represents every Gorton and Denton voter

WE kept looking. We refused to give up. And eventually we found the one unbelievably thick, nasty and prejudiced voter who reflects the views of all Gorton and Denton voters. 

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Woman proud that she managed to remain fat through noughties

WATCHING a documentary about America’s Next Top Model and reflecting on the intense pressure to be thin in the 00s, a woman is retrospectively proud of how fat she stayed. 

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