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'Will Boris Johnson survive this?' ask naive dickheads

NAIVE dickheads are speculating whether Boris Johnson, who won an 80-seat majority on lies and illegal shit, can survive a few corrupt mates. 

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The pints cost £2.90 and other upsides to living in a shit town

LIVE in one of the worst places in the country and people regularly take the piss? Here are five reasons it’s good to live somewhere shit:

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