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Will We Ever Have Bananas Again, Daddy?

THE prospect of a nice, ripe banana faded rapidly into the distance last night as Britain faced-up to a new age of banana-free austerity.

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We Will Never Judge You, Says Greggs

GREGGS the baker last night assured its customers it would never ever judge them.

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