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WOULD you like to win a date with the UK’s shadow foreign secretary Priti Patel? Enter our unique competition for charity by answering these Priti-related questions. 

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Woman breaking up with boyfriend can't decide which restaurant to ruin

A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again. 

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