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Win Makerfield, romance Shabana Mahmood, raise Brexit from the dead: the Seven Trials of Andy Burnham

ANDY Burnham must pass seven trials to become prime minister. These are they: 

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First-class train ticket well worth it for sense of superiority

TRAVELLING first-class by train offers the priceless experience of being far better than one’s fellow man, a passenger has discovered. 

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