WKD Blue for Gove: which booze would which politician take to a BYOB party?

THE Conservative government appears to have partied lockdown away. But which type of booze would which politician favour?

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15 ways in which all other drivers prove themselves to be arseholes

DRIVING would be so much nicer if it wasn’t for all the total twats on the roads doing these things: 

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