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Yes, digital ID cards will link up with porn verification system, Starmer confirms

THE prime minister has confirmed that digital ID cards will indeed work in tandem with the age verification system which records all the filth you watch. 

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Seven books that cannot be sexed up for the movies

THE recent film of Wuthering Heights starring Margot Robbie was a 1990s straight-to-video erotic thriller set in Yorkshire, but not every book is a cinematic bonkbuster ready to happen: 

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