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You call that a night of violence, laughs Belfast old-timer

AN elderly Belfast resident is chuckling at the relatively small scale of last night’s violence. 

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Man fails to get himself in mood for wank

A MAN’s attempt to treat himself to a solo sexual experience while on a business trip has foundered on his own lack of interest. 

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