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You should have planned ahead for being a woman, says Badenoch

ANYONE who knows they are, or suspects they may become, a woman should plan ahead financially to avoid inconveniencing men, Kemi Badenoch has asserted. 

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Gardeners growing giant vegetables are overcompensating for something

MEN on allotments obsessed with growing massive marrows are trying to compensate for deep feelings of inadequacy in other areas, it has emerged. 

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