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You to be prime minister soon at this rate

THE current churn rate of prime ministers means that you will be given a go in Downing Street before too long.

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Silence from nation as Starmer demands he be told exactly what he did wrong

THE prime minister is standing at his Downing Street podium waiting to be told exactly what he did to deserve to be deposed, to shuffling silence. 

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