You're ruining this for me

DO you know how long I’ve wanted to be prime minister? My whole life. And I finally get here and what happens? You, the British people, seem determined to ruin it. 

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Why Bake Off is all that stands between me and full mental breakdown

by nail technician Nikki Hollis

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