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Zack Polanski not the first middle-class man humiliated by his plumber

ZACK Polanski is far from the first middle-class man mortified by his plumber being far more successful than he is, voters have assured him.

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And so I stand here an innocent man cleared of all charges, by Andrew

SO the police were wrong to search my home, eh? That means I’m innocent, and if you’re innocent of one thing you’re innocent of other things. That’s just how the law works.

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