16 reasons to love Birdseye Potato Waffles, by Alex Turner

7th March 2023

ALEX Turner will headline Glastonbury for the third time this summer with Arctic Monkeys, but how does he feel about processed frozen potato products? Bloody loves ‘em. Why?

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Which type of contraception will ruin sex most for you?

6th March 2023

YOU’VE achieved the unachievable, defied the limitations of your body and personality and found someone willing to fuck you regularly. Well done.