5G causes male pattern baldness: my top conspiracy theories, by Novak Djokovic

4th July 2023

AS the all-time record Grand Slam winner, Novak Djokovic can believe whatever he likes without fear of contradiction. These are his go-to conspiracies:

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Mash Blind Date: Can a man date a bisexual woman without assuming she'll want a threesome?

3rd July 2023

JACK Gardner is convinced Sophie Rodriguez will be up for a threesome solely because she’s bisexual. Will his dreams come true or is he a dickhead?