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A confused Millennial tries to… complain without being a Karen

By Josh Gardner, who cannot remember 9/11

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Pet names that will turn your lover right off during sex, with the Mash sex columnist

YOU’VE made it this far, you’re actually having sex. Now be careful not to arse it up by throwing a terrible pet name into the mix mid-coitus.

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