A confused Millennial tries to… organise a night out without a mobile

22nd November 2022

IN the dim and distant past, nobody had iPhones. Texting hadn’t been invented. You would leave a message for a friend by ‘telling their dad’.

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Six ways to look like a bellend in an… England shirt

21st November 2022

THE World Cup is here five months late, so why not express your belief in your country in an aggressive manner by wearing a replica kit 24/7 from now until mid-December?