A confused millennial tries to… send a letter

6th October 2022

AS A millennial, I don’t understand things the older generation are into like home ownership, Morrissey and penetrative sex. Today I’m trying to ‘send a letter’:

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Dear Sir Keir, my speech went down so well I was worried I'd won Britain round. Then I remembered they're nutters

5th October 2022

SERIOUSLY worried I’d been too successful out there, Sir Keir. They were clapping every other sentence of my big speech. Then I remembered: they’re nutters.