'A press conference to tell everyone to vote for your shit?' my wife says. 'So we are at late Theresa May'

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s least patient prime minister

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A confused Millennial tries to… pay with cash

by Josh Gardner, who will never own a home but does own The Chronic on green translucent 180gm vinyl

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