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A spear has been driven through the heart of Britannia. The murderer? Rishi Sunak

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist slightly to the right of Hitler

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Mash Blind Date: 'They've sent me on a date with a bloke, but I'm straight'

TO celebrate Pride Month, which is in June, we sent gay man Neil and straight man Josh on a date together and if Josh complains he’s a bigot.

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