A statement on behalf of Demi Moore on the ongoing trend of chocolate bar 'shrinkflation'

13th February 2025

There follows an official statement from the actress Demi Moore regarding the wanton and consistent reduction in size of her favourite confectionery. Ms. Moore will be making no further comment at this time.

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Mash Blind Date: 'I didn't realise he came with his own dedicated stalker'

10th February 2025

CAN 28-year-old Helen Archer enjoy the company of Tom Logan, aged 32, without his stalker ex arriving and threatening her with a butter knife?