A tale of two chippies: The gammon food critic's fish supper showdown

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who knows there wouldn’t be any of this free gift bollocks with someone principled like Nigel in charge. 

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'When am I going to be in these f**king diaries?' I ask Big Dog. 'They cut out the hot bits,' he replies

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s former First Lady and the Home Counties’ Margot Robbie

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