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A white home counties roadman gets a Valentine's card from peng gyal

FOURTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has received a hanonymous Valentine’s card from a secret gyal admirer.

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Woman who has never had to use an app giving dating advice

A WOMAN who has never had to download an app and swipe through awful profiles is daring to give dating advice, it has emerged.

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