A white home counties roadman gets dissed by a wasteman supply teacher

FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has a beef ting wiv a temporary teacher throwin’ shade on him’s swag.

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This week in Mash History: Agatha Christie decides there's no reason murder can't take place somewhere lovely, 1920

MURDER. Once it was an ugly word, referring to vile acts that took place in filthy alleys and the homes of the destitute that it was besmirching to even read about. 

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