A white home counties roadman has his phone confiscated

FOURTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, explains why he unjustly had his brand new iPhone confiscated in violation of his right to Snap.

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A confused Millennial tries to… complain without being a Karen

By Josh Gardner, who cannot remember 9/11

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