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14-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, is a candidate in a wasteman election to find class president

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Fat pointlessly lost from non-belly area

A MAN has wasted time and effort burning fat in areas of his body that are not his gut, it has frustratingly emerged. 

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