All the sexiest scenes from Nadine Dorries's novel about Boris Johnson

NADINE Dorries has put her pen to work writing a novel about the downfall of her friend, hero and erotic obsession Boris Johnson. These are the good bits: 

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The films of Martin Scorsese: are they nothing more than a load of boring old Mafia shite?

CINEASTE Martin Scorsese has enthralled critics, and very occasionally audiences, for 50 years. But is his oeuvre the same old crap about the Mafia again and again? 

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