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At home with Pep Guardiola and his 700 guinea pigs

Hola. Pep here. Man City manager. Roll neck aficionado. One of the few examples your wife is thinking of when she sees your receding hairline and unconvincingly says ‘bald men can be sexy too’. 

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Your closest friends and other people you should never discuss your sex life with

LEADING a rich and sordid sex life and want to share the raunchy details with someone? Here’s who to avoid opening up to.

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