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Blaming the French: is there any problem it doesn't solve?

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who thinks Legionella is too good for them

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GB News and Talk TV secretly fucking

THE UK’s two least-watched and most furiously aroused news channels are meeting to fuck in secret, it has emerged. 

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