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From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s first lady

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A lone voice dared challenge corrupt football culture. Her name? Rebekah Vardy

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist slightly to the right of Hitler

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