Campanology, ultra-marathons, breeding pitbulls: how I'll spend my retirement by Sir Elton John

21st June 2023

POP legend Sir Elton John headlines Glastonbury and is nearing the end of his farewell tour, but won’t be resting easy in retirement. He outlined his plans:

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Burnt burgers in pissing rain: the gammon food critic's barbecue invitation

20th June 2023

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who believes an independent Boris-and-Nigel party would win in a landslide