Chariots of Fire, Danger Zone, my own audiobook: Paul Hollywood's lovemaking playlist

22nd September 2022

DAYTIME baker, nighttime lothario, at both ends gentle yet firm with my hands. But when I throw a conquest onto the waterbed, what’s soundtracking our sexual odyssey? Read on:

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Six ways to look a dick in a… polo shirt

21st September 2022

THE polo shirt is an arsehole’s garment suitable only for liars, thieves and those trying to fool the world into thinking they’re wearing a shirt. Wear it like this: