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Do you detest him or want to f**k him? Take the Mash sex columnist's quiz

VIOLENT hatred and hopeless attraction can be hard to tell apart, as proven by both science and Killing Eve. 

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Your astrological week ahead for November 1st, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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